Character Tropes - NikeNike NavoraAction GirlAsexualBabies Make Everything Better Nike wants Raphael to get his wife pregnant so she can be an Aunt. Brother Sister Team - With Raphael playing Offence and Nike playing both Defense and Support.Celibate Hero Due to being unable to have children, Nike has no interest in forming relationships with anyone.Cloudcuckoo LanderDaddy's GirlEven the girls want her - Well, Sapphire seems to be crushing hard on Nike.Everyone Went To School Together Nike went to college with Tyler Madison.Fake Nationality- The Navora family has it's own language; Due to being homeschooled and speaking this
Character Tropes - SapphireSapphire BlueAnything That Moves- Colorfully noted by Tyler, but even she has her standards.Boobs Of Steel - According to her, they're registered as lethal weapons.Defrosting Ice QueenDepraved Bisexual- Actually, she loves flirting with females, but she wants a male as a mate.Fetish FuelGreen EyesHumans through Alien eyes Sapphire views Humans as being "different" and more interesting then her own species. Then again, according to most female GEMs, Humans are better lovers.Hey You She rarely addresses a person by their name. She calls people whom she likes as "Sweetheart".Hartman HipsLack Of EmpathyLimited
The Scout and the Crab chp.34Chapter 34 - Scout's ChoiceDespite it being in the middle of the night, Scout opted to fill the tub up with hot water so he and the Spycrab can catch up and wash themselves. The Spycrab sat on the top of Scout's knee and started things off, mostly with what he learned about his replacement that could help Scout in the future.Scout listened as he washed himself with the bar of soap, nodding occasionally with what the cursed Spy was telling him. The new Spy's fear of crabs - mostly talking crabs- made the young RED laugh, not as hard as he did when learning that his nemesis was a virgin - like him- but it was still hilarious. The crab conti
The Scout and the Crab chp.33 Chapter 33 - Order Restored-BLU Base-The team was still too excited when lights out came around. Although it was cleared up of why the Announcer never called the battle, there was still a sense of confusion in the air as everyone enjoyed a late snack, a few of them conversing about how many REDs they killed or even talk about suing for negligence.The Spycrab kept himself out of sight on the kitchen counter while the BLU Scout fixed himself a sandwich, occasionally switching his attention from his food to the blue crab hiding behind the flour tin. He didn't want to seem suspicious by retreating to his room for the night, although he was
The Scout and the Crab chp.1Chapter 1 You have Failed"Today's the day." Scout thought to himself as he breathed in through his mouth. Eagerly waiting for the Announcer to finish her countdown for their "mission" to actually start.It had been a while since the REDs had won a battle against the BLU team. They were uncoordinated and refused to actually help one another while on the field, which the BLU team probably figured out and started formulating plans and attack formations to stop their RED counterparts. It was super effective!"C'mon, c'mon," he groaned impatiently, hoping to speed the Announcer up." Mission begins in Sixty seconds""Ah JEEZ!"" Alr
The Scout and the Crab Chp.5Chapter 5 - Meet the Spycrab. Scout let out a groggy moan as he opened his eyes, only to be blinded by the fluorescent lights of the medical bay. The side of his neck ached from the needle the Medic injected him with and his head throbbed with a splitting headache. He tried sitting up, but he ached all over and just let himself fall back into the bed."What the heeeeell?!" he groaned loudly, rubbing his temple to relive the headache."Oh!" It the Medic who responded, appearing momentarily by his bedside. "You are awake. How are you feelink?""What the hell did you do to me, doc?" demanded the Scout as he turned his head to face the
The Scout and the Crab chp.4Chapter 4 - Loss of Sanity"I can't believe your plan worked," Scout said to the RED Spy as the suave man exited the shower room, smelling fresh and in a clean red suit. "The BLU Scout was really pissed about it.""Was there really any doubt?" the Spy snorted, pausing at the door as the Scout walked up to his own locker."Guess not. At least we won," Scout admitted. The Frenchman did a light bow before leaving the shower room."We were lucky!" the Medic chirped as he removed his rubber gloves, hoping to shower himself."Dah!" the Heavy agreed. "We did good!"The Sniper stood next to the Scout. He looked at the runner as he removed
The Scout and the Crab chp. 9Chapter 9 - The Unfortunate Truth The Spycrab awoke to annoying trilling of off-key whistling, followed by the heavy footsteps. He cursed to himself when he realized the sun hasn't even risen and already the RED team was up and about. Yet another reason, he noted, why the RED team had gotten sloppy: they went to bed late and woke up too early. The Spy turned slightly and looked up at the Scout, who was still fast asleep, laying on his stomach with his face buried into the pillow as he lightly snored. The former-Frenchmen had to admit that when the Scout wasn't yelling or acting like a complete dick, he was rather...cute. It was an attribute
The Scout and the Crab chp.2Chapter 2 Little Bunny If there was one thing Scout was never good at, it was learning from his mistakes. After his encounter with the BLU Spy, he didn't bother with another new strategy. His was perfect as it was! The only flaw was that the Spy threw a knife in his back.The next day, he repeated his route, jumping on top of the bridge and leaping across to the second story of the BLU building. The journey was cut short after encountering a BLU Heavy who was positioned in the hallways along with a BLU Medic ready to ÜberCharge the large Russian."CRAP!!"It didn't end well. While he did manage to escape by the skin of h
The Scout and the Crab chp.13Chapter 13 - Confessions of a cursed Spy The Scout couldn't help but rub his forehead as he stepped out of Respawn, he just had to made sure the bullet hole wasn't there. Nothing. He was 100% at perfect health. That didn't stop him from shivering thought of the bullet shooting through the back of his head and exiting out through his forehead, he swore he could still feel the bullet in his head."So...he was tryin' to warn me...""You alright?"Scout almost jumped out of his skin, letting out an alarmed yell as he sidled up to the nearest locker of the Spawn room. It was the RED Engineer, sitting on the benches and looking a bit depressed
The Scout and the Crab Chp.6Chapter 6 - Parasite (Alternate name: A Crab-Boomerang)The Bostonian already regretted not killing the supposedly cursed BLU Spy. Despite his out of character notion to NOT kill him, the little crab repaid the RED mercenary by talking non-stop throughout the night."I understand your insecurities about kissing a man, but at the moment I am not a man; I am a crab," he began. "Kissing a crab isn't as you so colorfully described it gay." Scout didn't respond. With his back turned to the aquarium, he tried to ignore the heavily-accented voice and focused on getting some sleep. "Then again, when you think about it...kissing a crab
The Scout and the Crab chp.28Chapter 28- Rocket WaltzThe Scout thought the next day would never come. He was the first one to get suited up and ready for the upcoming battle at least four hours earlier than everyone else - which surprised everyone when they came in to line up for battle. The Soldier was the only one impressed."That's what I want to see in all of you!" he said to the other REDs. "Up BEFORE the crack of dawn, not AT or AFTER, you lazy bunch of Maggots!"While the Soldier went on a long explanation of the improvement he wanted to see in everyone, Scout just remained quiet. He waited for the Administrator to call out the battle so he could get the Spycr
The Scout and the Crab chp.19 Chapter 19 - You're Welcome"Take in that sweet, all-American mountain air, boys!" The Red Soldier announced proudly as he stepped off of the train onto the Coldfront Station platform and inhaled deeply. "Ah! Beautiful!""Smells like one of my air fresheners after a typhoon." Sniper commented, sniffing the air tentatively as he looked at the patches of frost that speckled the station floor.The Soldier shot a paranoid glare at the Aussie from over his shoulder. "Oh right, you're from the Outback. They don't get snow, do they?" "Well, there was this one year when-""NOT INTERESTED!!"The Sniper remained quiet, only shaking his head and
The Scout and the Crab chp. 18Chapter 18 - Welcome to Coldfront The BLU Scout didn't know how to react as the RED Scout explained to him everything the Spycrab had told him about his cursed. Although he left out a few details, like him being a virgin. Both of the Scouts sat down next to each other and leaned against the door as the BLU Scout tried to comprehend everything that happened. It was hard to believe, but then again, the intelligent crab he held in his hands was evident enough."So..." Began the BLU Scout as he held the crab close to him. "...The Spy was turned into a crab by the ghost of Zepheniah Mann at the Harvest?""That's what he said." The RED Scout n
The Scout and the Crab chp.3Chapter 3 - Voices Second verse, same as the first. Yesterday's victory had the RED Scout pumped for more action and hopefully another win. Needless to say, everyone was enthusiastic; winning usually did that. The Solider had a plan this time though. He announced the victory was just a fluke a lucky one, but the Scout was just acting on his own schedule with some light cover from the Sniper."If fighting leads to victory than we must FIGHT!" announced the Soldier. Everyone remained silent in the meeting room. The Demoman let out an awkward cough. "Wha
The Scout and the Crab chp. 10Chapter 10 - A Fresh StartIt was almost mid-afternoon by the time the Scout and Spycrab made it to the entrance of the RED base. Thankfully the journey from base to home base was easier than scouting around for the BLU Scout. It still shocked the RED Scout that his BLU counterpart, despite being fragile and a complete wimp, had sex before him. He found it very hard to view the BLU Scout with a woman, or with anyone for that matter. It was out of his power now, nothing could be done."Looks likes we're in da clear," Scout said to the crab he carried in his hands."How lucky for us," Spy said very dryly, still a bit upset about the unw
The Scout and the Crab chp.27Chapter 27- Feeling Alone.- RED Base-The RED team was pretty surprised to see Scout eating dinner with them, but that quickly died away about ten minutes into the meal. Several members ate in the living room, which left Scout eating in the kitchen with the Medic and Heavy. It felt a little good to be hanging out with actual people for once - instead of a crab that only he could hear - but that didn't take away the empty feeling he had. That was probably hunger, though."Been sleeping better?" asked the Medic.Scout nodded. It was that talk with the Spycrab days back that really took a huge weight off of his shoulders. It was also the m
The Scout and the Crab chp.7Chapter 7 - Broken Spirits. It was very early in the morning when the Spy awoke to a sudden jerk from the aquarium. He woke to find he was being moved out of the medical bay, he looked at the person doing it, it was the Scout."Where are you taking me?" He demanded."Outside," Scout answered. " You can be someone else's headache. Maybe to yer BLU buddies.""Again?!" The Spycrab groaned. "You would leave me out there to fend for myself when I can't even walk straight?"" You walked from 'da BLU base to RED pretty easily." point out Scout." It took me three days!"" 'least you got yer exercise, you look like you could loose some weight
The Scout and the Crab chp.22Chapter 22 - Winter Rendezvous (but technically it's Autumn)When the harsh weather of the past few days finally cleared up one morning, the battle began almost immediately. The days cooped up inside the base had allowed the Scout to take advantage of sleeping in, which didn't make things fun at all when the Soldier pulled him out of bed, still half asleep. The Spycrab took the Scout's departure as his cue to climb up on the bed and take rest snuggled into the residual warmth left on Scout's pillow. All it took was a gust of frigid air to make the Scout snap to attention."I thought we never fought on the weekends." Yawned the Scout."We h